Double or Nothing

Mayonnaise? Plenty.

Greasy biscuits in the mix

Grow a second ass.

Submitted by: Adam P. (the p is for pastrami)

Lets do the "Limbaugh" Rock

Fat fuck Rush Limbaugh

Eats all his loaded hoagies

With Oxycontin

Sound Barrier

Little Havana

I'm a "gringo" at Subway

All she says is "Que?"

"Oct"stacle Course

Octomom's problem

Spending lots on sandwiches

Revisit the pole

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Lard

King of Rock and Roll

Loved P.B. and 'nanners fried

He died on the throne

Beef Chuck

Raw, bloody cow meat

Between two live baby cats

Chuck Norris sandwich

Meating of the Minds

Boar's Head or Publix?

Are you seriously asking?

Think again, meat man

Submitted by: Wanda Bhred

Fool Poisoning

Jeremy Piven

Swallows long hard salami

So hug that out, bitch!

Submitted by: Hillel the Elder

Cheeseless In Seattle

You left out the cheese

Last time I told you, bitch

Your face hurt my fist

Kitchen Duty

Bologna on wheat

Next one better be ready

Before I am done

Bed & breakfast

Are you still sleeping?

I want my breakfast sandwich

Wake me when ready

Overthrow the maker...

Pick up the pieces

Plate was missing its sandwich

You play pro dodgeball?

The animal in all of us...

Your sandwich done right

Hungry lion will nap now

Pick up the damn crumbs

Work Woes

Brown bag ham and cheese

Lunch room toaster merciless

Chips and coke till five

You know what time it is...

Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock-Tick

The big hand meets your big mouth

Time for b.l.t.

And away we go....

The breadbox is closed

Feet tapping getting louder

Not gonna make itself

Inaugural Post: Welcome Sandwich Lovers!

I want to take a moment and welcome one and all to MAKE ME MY SANDWICH, BITCH! Where traditional Japanese poetry pays homage to not only the delectable delight, but its urgency to have it right now.

Thanks for stopping by,

John Montague

Fourth Earl of Sandwich & CEO of M.M.M.S.B. Corp.